I don’t know what made me remember this, but I figured I’d share this with the world. Some years ago I was on the subway in New York City on my way to work. For those of you who’ve never been on the New York subway in the morning it’s very crowded. So, I was standing I’m over this very attractive young lady. She was sitting there reading the newspaper. After standing there for few moments staring at her, I got up enough nerve to try to say hello. At that very moment I opened my mouth, a booger shot out of my nose and landed right on her newspaper…